Irish men are fishing on a lake one day when the one's line snags on something.
He pulls it up and discovers that its a lamp. His friends gets excited. "Rub it! There might be genie inside!"
So he does and sure enough out pops a genie. "I will grant you one wish" says the genie in a mystical voice.
The Irish man gets all excited and doesn't even hesitate. "I wish this whole lake would turn into beer!"
The genie waves her arms and 'poof!' the entire lake is turned into beer. The genie dissipates.
With a smug grin on his face the Irish man turns to his friends,
who are far less impressed.
They hit him upside the head.
"You idiot!" they say, "Now we have to piss in the boat!"
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